Auntie Fashion

Lucinda

So it seems that Lucinda McRuvy was accused of being Auntie Fashion at Louisa McCormack’s book launch for The Catch.  I don’t know how I missed the post describing the evening — I visit Rags and Mags frequently to read about Lucinda’s fabulous adventures.  For some reason the entry about ME was the only one I didn’t peruse.  I really need to stay off of the computer while I’m drunk.

Anyway, I can understand why people would believe that Lucinda and I are the same person.  We have similar resumes, we’re both supernaturally gorgeous, and we’ve both been married to hockey players.  We’re like peas in a pod.  If you click the link below the illustration of Lucinda, you’ll also read that she’s suspicious of Danielle Meder — there’s another thing we have in common.  Danielle Meder is just too cute and too nice.  I’ve compared her to Eve Harrington before, but that comparison is only partly correct.  Take Eve Harrington, add a healthy dose of Sydney from Melrose Place and a dash of Dynasty’s Sammy Jo and you have Danielle.  If I end up tied to a chair in a rat-infested motel room during Moose Jaw Fashion Week 2012 while she takes my place in the front row, I’ll deserve it for making her my protege.