“Bloody Eyeball” is America’s Next Top Model
Nicole “Bloody Eyeball” Fox was crowned America’s Next Top Model on last night’s season finale. Beating out Laura Kirkpatrick, Nicole provided what might be the most-credible result in half-a-dozen cycles of the show.
It’s delightful to look at all the positive press that ANTM is getting this morning. Will choosing a winner that the fans were rooting for inspire Tyra and company to cast more genuinely modelesque girls in upcoming cycles? Probably not. We all know that Tyra occupies a universe quite unlike the one that the rest of us inhabit. This is most likely an abberation; a singularity in the space/time continuum. Every fiber of my being is sensing another Tootie-like winner for Cycle 14.
You know I’ll be watching anyway. No matter how hard I try, I can’t turn away.
