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Several Unfair Judgments About the Big Brother Canada Cast: Part 2

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Danielle

Danielle

Next on my list of “Big Brother Canada” contestants whom I will judge according to their appearance is Danielle.  I think that Danielle has hair extensions, but I’m not sure.  Those sausage rolls cascading over her bosom look as if they’re quite dry and/or malnourished.  Maybe she just needs some intensive conditioner or a new wig. On that note, why don’t the contestants on these shows pack more wigs?  Remember Rennie and her wigs?  What is it about wigs that makes the woman who wears them so fascinating?

I’d ask Danielle but she really doesn’t look fascinating at all.  In fact, she looks a little vacant, like Jordan of the Jeff and Jordanses.  She probably believes that she’s far more intelligent than most twenty-year-old aspiring actresses from Fort McMurray, and she’s probably right.  I bet she even got an extra 10% off that top at Forever 21 when she told them that she might be a contest on “Big Brother.”  Soooo smart!

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February 24, 2013 at 2:08 pm

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