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Happy Birthday, James Franco

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James Franco

James Franco

Happy birthday, James Franco.  You were okay in “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” but without Motaba monkeys run amok, how good could a movie like that really be?

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April 19, 2014 at 2:50 pm

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Happy Birthday, Conan O’Brien

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Conan O' Brien

Conan O’Brien

Happy birthday, Conan O’Brien.  Why does this photo seem so familiar to me?  You’re usually dressed like Al Pacino in “Crusing” in my recurring dream . . .

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April 18, 2014 at 1:23 pm

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Happy Birthday, Constance Jablonski

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Constance Jablonski

Happy birthday, Constance Jablonski.  I just read your bio and was reminded once again that you’re French.  With a last name like “Jablonski,” how could I forget?

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April 17, 2014 at 1:26 pm

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Happy Birthday, Martin Lawrence

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Martin Lawrence

Martin Lawrence

Happy birthday, Martin Lawrence.  They say a picture is worth a thousand pounds . . . I mean words . . . a thousand words . . .

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April 16, 2014 at 2:40 pm

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Happy Birthday, Emma Thompson

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Emma Thompson & Lupita Nyong’o

Happy birthday, Emma Thompson.  I sometimes wonder if I’d spend less time bashing Aries natives if more of them were like you.  Probably . . .

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April 15, 2014 at 3:00 pm

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Happy Birthday, Georgina Chapman

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Georgina Chapman

Happy birthday, Georgina Chapman.  From what I’ve read, I understand that you’ve led a rather charmed life.  I guess it’s only fair because there is that Aries thing hanging around your neck like an albatross . . .

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April 14, 2014 at 2:46 pm

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Happy Birthday, Kelli Giddish

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Kelli Giddish

Kelli Giddish

Happy birthday, Kelli Giddish.  I enjoy seeing you on “Law and Order: SVU” and I’m looking forward to your upcoming love scenes with Ice-T . . .

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April 13, 2014 at 1:58 pm

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Happy Birthday, J. Alexander

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J. Alexander

J. Alexander

Happy birthday, Miss J. Alexander.  I was going to buy your self-help book for my friend Rusty, but he already claims that he has nothing left to learn since he read “Modelland” . . .

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April 12, 2014 at 3:53 pm

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Happy Birthday, Louise Lasser

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Louise Lasser

Louise Lasser

Happy birthday, Louise Lasser.  A grueling schedule?  A drug bust?  I just want to know how you survived that hairstyle . . .

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April 11, 2014 at 1:03 pm

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Happy Birthday, Pamela Wallin

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Pamela Wallin

Pamela Wallin

Happy birthday, Pamela Wallin.  Well, at least you’re not Patrick Brazeau . . .

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April 10, 2014 at 2:45 pm

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