Archive for the ‘Fashionably Old’ Category
Happy Birthday, Timothy Olyphant
Happy birthday, Timothy Olyphant. Honestly, I don’t even know who you are, but just last night someone was asking me if I wanted to borrow their complete set of “Justified” on DVD. Perhaps the universe is telling me something . . .
Happy Birthday, Steven Ford
Happy birthday, Steven Ford. I was always a big fan of detective Andy Richards on “The Young and the Restless.” In fact, I was always a big fan of the show until Jill Farren Phelps took it over last year. Maybe you still have some contacts in the Secret Service that we could use to shut her up, if you know what I mean.
Happy Birthday, Toyah
Happy birthday, Toyah. It’s too bad that you never really made it big in North America. Instead, we got La Toya . . .
Happy Birthday, Kree Harrison
Happy birthday, Kree Harrison. While I didn’t watch “American Idol” this year except for the last ten minutes of last night’s finale, I have a feeling that you’re going to do well on “Dancing with the Stars” . . .
Happy Birthday, Behati Prinsloo
Happy birthday, Behati Prinsloo. You are the sexiest girl in the world. That’s all . . .
Happy Birthday, Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Happy birthday, Jamie-Lynn Sigler. You remind me of my friend Rusty in this photo because he strikes a similar pose on the red carpet when he attends Taco Bell grand openings. I blame the bean burritos . . .
Happy Birthday, Gabriel Mann
Happy birthday, Gabriel Mann. I just watched the season finale of “Revenge.” I hope that your trip to federal prison isn’t going to disappoint me . . .
Happy Birthday, Lena Dunham
Happy birthday, Lena Dunham. You know, I have a lot of love for Erdem, but sometimes you have to admit when a dress just isn’t right for you . . .
Happy Birthday, Emily VanCamp
Happy birthday, Emily VanCamp. I was actually searching for a photo of you giving one of your trademark side-eye looks on “Revenge.” Not even my friend Rusty can give side-eye like that, and people are always comparing him to a halibut . . .
Happy Birthday, David Gest
Happy birthday, David Gest. My astrologer tells me that you share your zodiac sign with Cher, Janet Jackson, Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling. My sixth sense is telling me that you have more than just that in common . . .
