Archive for the ‘Fashionably Old’ Category
Happy birthday, Bryan Cranston, and may piles more come your way . . .
Happy birthday, Tom Arnold. Don’t let anyone tell you that tattoo was a mistake. Roseanne’s haircut, on the other hand . . .
Happy birthday, Bernard Arnault. I guess it’s time to retire now that you’re sixty-five. I hope that you’ve saved up . . .
Happy birthday, Josh Bowman. This will probably come as news to you, but I believe that my friend Rusty is your long-lost cousin, although you don’t appear to share any of his genetic deficiencies . . .
Happy birthday, Julie Bowen. I have to admit that I never watch your TV show. Still, I am a big fan of your pores . . .
Happy birthday, Daniel Craig. Just when I thought that I couldn’t like you any more than I do . . .
Happy birthday, Liya Kebede. For the longest time, I thought that you were a Capricorn like me (Wikipedia had your birthday wrong at one point). Anyway, I should have known. A Capricorn would wear that dress. A Pisces would just get it to take it off . . .
Happy birthday, Ozwald Boateng. I see that you were voted 2014′s “Worst Dressed Man” by British “GQ” and a panel that included Donatella Versace. Hmmm . . .
Happy birthday, Nicole Linkletter. I can’t believe it’s been fifty years since you won the title of “America’s Next Top Model” . . .