Archive for the ‘Fashionably Old’ Category
Happy birthday, Ashley Madekwe. As a huge fan of “Revenge” who has supported you throughout your career, I believe that I’ve earned the right to say this: What the hell are you wearing?
Happy birthday, Amanda Lepore. Really, that’s all I’ve got . . .
Happy birthday, Fred Armisen. Not only did you get to meet Homer Simpson, but you also share your birthday with Tyra Banks. You’re living my dream! I’m so jealous I could spit . . .
Happy birthday, Ozzy Osbourne. I’m still not quite sure about you. Like the rest of your family, you might have to go on “Dancing with the Stars” to win me over . . .
Happy birthday, Aaron Rodgers. I can tell from the look on your face that you’ve spotted my friend Rusty on the Jumbotron again. Yeah, the camera really does add ten tons . . .
Happy birthday, Woody Allen. There’s an old joke — um . . . two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ‘em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know; and such small portions.” Well, that’s essentially how I feel about birthdays . . .
Happy birthday, Chrissy Teigen. My friend Rusty posed for a similar shot, only with strategically-placed crabs . . .
Happy birthday, Jonathan Knight. You’ve got the right stuff, baby . . .
Happy birthday, S. Epatha Merkerson. I miss watching you on “Law and Order.” Maybe I’ll catch up on all 391 episodes this weekend. I’ve got nothing else to do . . .