Posts Tagged ‘Superhunks’
Battle of the Superhunks: Round Eight
Bouncing around from magazine to magazine — publishing’s equivalent to bedhopping — has earned “Elle’s“ Joe Zee the reputation of fashion’s bad boy. Will he love you and leave you? Probably. Would you get on your hands and knees and beg him to come back? Definitely.
Working for Fairchild publications for most of his life has sheltered Patrick McCarthy from the rest of the fashion world, much like the way a naive Amish teenager is sheltered from the world until the day he takes a bus to the big city where he soon finds himself cage dancing at a nightclub in nothing but a thong. There are more similarities to their stories than differences!
Superhunks: Round Seven Results
Fashion expert and part-time longshoreman Robert Verdi completely dominated pretty-boy stylist Phillip Bloch in this week’s Battle of the Fashion Journalism Superhunks. It just goes to show you that a little testosterone goes a long way, and that a lot of testosterone goes even further. Seriously, was Verdi swimming in it?
Come back tomorrow for the final first-round battle before the quarter finals begin. The dreamiest hunks are yet to come!
Battle of the Superhunks: Round Seven
There’s more than meets the eye to celebrity stylist, author and all-around ladykiller Phillip Bloch. Take this photo, for instance. What appears to be a perfectly innocent matching monochromatic ensemble could just as easily be the perfect outfit for a wet he-shirt contest at the local cougar den. Girls, grab your buckets . . .
There are two distinct sides to celebrity stylist and TV star Robert Verdi. There’s the articulate fashion critic whom we see dishing with Hollywood’s elite on the red carpet, and then there’s the Robert Verdi pictured above: A rugged longshoreman who works the docks in order to stay in touch with his masculinity. The former will help you choose an outfit, and the latter will rip it from your bodice.
Superhunks: Round Six Results
Sex bomb Simon Doonan has blasted through the competition in round six of the Battle of the Fashion Journalism Superhunks. I’m not surprised that he beat “InFashion’s“ Glen Baxter, but I am surprised that Baxter didn’t put up more of a fight. After working with Jeanne Beker for all these years, you would think that the guy would know what to do when someone pulls out a measuring tape and proposes a wager.
Round seven begins tomorrow. Please visit again and vote, vote, vote!
Battle of the Superhunks: Round Six
Amongst Canada’s fashion community, “InFashion’s” Glen Baxter has become known as Jeanne Beker’s right-hand man. But it’s obvious to anyone with eyeballs that there’s more to this relationship than just business. C’mon, Jeanne — would it kill you to share? From the way Baxter fills out his trousers, it looks like there’s plenty of this superhunk to go around!
There’s only one word that adequately describes Barney’s New York creative director and renowned author Simon Doonan, and that word is “virile.” Just looking at this man has been know to make even the laziest ovaries kick into high gear. Want to be the next Octomom? Forget about fertility drugs and just keep staring at this photo.
Superhunks: Round Five Results
Round Five of the Battle of the Fashion Journalism Superhunks is over, and we have a winner! Jim Nelson, the hulking brute who runs the show at GQ has muscled his way into the semi-finals. Like the bully on The Simpsons who shares his name, it’s likely that Nelson used intimidation to secure his position in the competition.
Come back tomorrow to see who will compete in the sixth round.
Battle of the Superhunks: Round Five
At first glance, Hal Rubenstein appears to be just another guy in designer clothes. But his penchant for cowboy boots reveals that there’s a darker side to the InStyle editor-in-chief. Will he ride into your life like a wild west outlaw on black stallion and make love to you like a man who hasn’t seen a woman in months? Probably.
Jim Nelson is a virtual pariah amongst his peers, just because he works in men’s fashion. But the GQ editor-in-chief has developed a strategy to deal with the teasing and the catcalls: He works out both day and night. No one messes with this hulking mountain of muscle, although that hasn’t stopped the ladies from wishing he would mess them up — if you know what I mean.
Superhunks: Round Four Results
Fashion blogger Imran Amed killed the competition, the Sartorialist’s Scott Schuman, in this week’s Battle of the Fashion Journalism Superhunks. Launching a viral Twitter campaign to infect the web with his own brand of terminal sexiness, Amed swept through this round like H1N1 running through a dirty orphanage.
Amed will meet the legendary Andrew Sardone in the quarter finals. Come back tomorrow to see two more sexy superhunks battle it out in the first match of the second half of the draw.
Battle of the Superhunks: Round Four
The Sartorialist’s Scott Schuman is likely the best-known fashion blogger in the world. But what you may not know about this hunky former shop owner and fashion-marketing professional is that his talent as a lensman extends well beyond simply photographing the clothing of strangers on the street. You would have to be blind not to notice the overt erotic undertones of his work. Look out, Larry Flynt — there’s a new kid on the block!
A famed fashion blogger across the pond, The Business of Fashion’s Imran Amed describes himself as “The Thinking Man’s Fashionista.” Yet fashion is the last thing any red-blooded woman thinks about when they get a glimpse of this ravishing specimen of manhood. With his Harlequin Romance-cover looks and hair that just begs to be blown back by a wind machine, Amed surely could show us a thing or two about The Business of Passion.
Superhunks: Round Three Results
Philip Sparks & Andrew Sardone
NOW Magazine’s resident dreamboat Andrew Sardone has taken round three of The Battle of the Fashion Journalism Superhunks with nearly a 2:1 margin. I’m not at all surprised. The girls in the NOW typing pool have been fighting for the confirmed bachelor’s attention since his first day at the office, when he arrived looking like a rugged hybrid of Captain Highliner and the Marlboro Man. As one desperate Girl Friday astutely sighed, “They just don’t make men like that anymore.”
Come back tomorrow to see who Sardone will face in the quarter finals.
