Auntie Fashion

Joyce DeWitt

Happy birthday, Joyce DeWitt.  I still think of you when I’m wearing L’eggs pantyhose.  Or cooking eggs.  Or wearing pantyhose.  Or cooking eggs while wearing pantyhose . . .

Jane Seymour & Tony Dovolani

Happy birthday, Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg aka Jane Seymour.  Wow, when I came to offer my best wishes I had no idea that I was also going to be able to include you in my ongoing tribute to women named Joyce.  How could my day get any better than this?

Tony Orlando & Dawn

Happy birthday, Joyce Vincent Wilson.  Somehow, in my ongoing tribute to women named Joyce, I forgot about you.  Can you ever forgive me?

Elaine Joyce

Happy birthday, Elaine Joyce.  I’ve decided to include you in my ongoing tribute to women named “Joyce” even though ”Joyce” is actually your surname.  Coming soon: A tribute to women who smoke on set.

Joyce Bulifant

Happy birthday, Joyce Bulifant.  I’ve decided to include you as part of my ongoing tribute to women named Joyce.  Sure, you’re no Joyce DeWitt, but who is?

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Happy birthday, Dr. Joyce Brothers.  Lately, I’ve been obsessed with anyone named Joyce.  What can you tell me about that?

Joyce

Someone sent me a link to a site that feature some of the worst record covers of all time.  Somehow this work of art made the cut.

I don’t know anything about Joyce, but I do believe that I’d like to know more — a lot more.

Stay tuned.