Happy birthday, James Franco. You were okay in “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” but without Motaba monkeys run amok, how good could a movie like that really be?
Happy birthday, Conan O’Brien. Why does this photo seem so familiar to me? You’re usually dressed like Al Pacino in “Crusing” in my recurring dream . . .
Happy birthday, Constance Jablonski. I just read your bio and was reminded once again that you’re French. With a last name like “Jablonski,” how could I forget?
Happy birthday, Martin Lawrence. They say a picture is worth a thousand pounds . . . I mean words . . . a thousand words . . .
Happy birthday, Emma Thompson. I sometimes wonder if I’d spend less time bashing Aries natives if more of them were like you. Probably . . .