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Dear Auntie Fashion;

If Zobism is the new Kabbalah, is there a way for me to show off my devotion, like wearing one of those string bracelets?

Wondering in Wiesbaden

Dear Wondering;

Worshipping at the altar of the goddess isn’t about adopting a material symbol to acknowledge your faith.  It’s about doing those things that will set you apart from the non-believers, like flossing your teeth, getting a good night’s sleep, eating a healthy diet and exercising regularly.  If you follow this path towards true beauty, then fashion becomes the frame that displays the artwork that is you.

You can always spot the Zobist in the crowd, because she stands out like an exquisite flower, blooming in a vast wasteland of trash.  Nevertheless, if you want to make a purchase to show your devotion to Zob, I am accepting donations.  As the former mortal representation of the goddess, Zob would want me to spend the money on something fabulous to show the world how much you care.

Love and kisses,

Auntie

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April 27, 2008 at 3:52 pm

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