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Louis Vuitton Resort 2009

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Louis Vuitton

Louis Vuitton

Here’s a doozy from Marc Jacobs’ 2009 Resort collection for Louis Vuitton.  Anticipating the demands of his brainwashed clientele, Jacobs probably said to himself “This outfit was inspired by one of those failed Project Runway challenges where Nina Garcia looks as if she’s eaten a bad clam from the moment the model walks onto the stage, because nothing says resort season to me like the taste of a bad clam.”

The rest of the collection doesn’t get any better.  There are giant pockets on hips, plenty of geometric detailing drawing attention to the crotch, a sweater with twin kangaroo-style pouches in the pooch area, and lots of sleeves that make the shoulder area look lumpy and malformed.

If there’s a working designer who hates women more than Marc Jacobs, I don’t know who it is.

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June 21, 2008 at 4:43 pm

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  1. Those gloves piss me off for some reason.


    June 22, 2008 at 3:47 pm

  2. i dig those gloves. super nasty.

    nickling saint laurent

    June 27, 2008 at 7:36 pm

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