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The Bride Wore Teal

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Mr. and Mrs. Evil AntiZob

I wasn’t sure what horrified me more: The rumor that someone was going to marry Marc Jacobs, or that suit he’s wearing over a black tank top in the above photo.  Isn’t that crotch-between-your-knees trend over yet?  Is iridescent teal the new black?  Are his fiance’s jeans as ugly as I think they are?  Is the person to his right wearing a fur coat?  What season is it, anyway?  Sheesh!

Oh, I should stop being such a catty bitch.  I should be happy for him!  He’ll be able to run off on a hedonistic honeymoon, forgetting that he has three major collections to present over the next few weeks, and then he can attack the press when he’s in over his head and unable to meet his commitments due to poor time-management and alleged substance abuse.  I can already hear the excuses: “Suzy Menkes hates my collection because she’s jealous that I didn’t invite her to my wedding blah blah blah Jewish holidays!”

Anyway, I wonder how superstitious Jacobs is?  I bet he’ll follow that old adage “Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.”  I should help him out and send him something borrowed to wear down the aisle.  How about this?


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July 26, 2008 at 3:56 pm

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