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Fo No Mo’

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America's Next Top Model


Indeterminate-Ethnicity aka Fo was put on a plane and sent back to America on last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model.  Brazilian designers, it seems, don’t like girls who are 5’8″.  Fo wasn’t able to book a single client after attending five go-sees.

I’d like to take a measuring tape to Fo.  I don’t believe that she’s 5’8″.  The judges complained about her proportions over and over again, but I suspect that they cast a girl who didn’t meet the height requirements of the show and then threw her off when they “discovered” that she was short.

Nevertheless, I also believe that Fo could have a decent career as a model.  She’s adorable and completely commercial.  I’d buy gum from her, or diet cola, or tampons . . .

On the topic of short contestants, Eva Marcille appears to be getting more screen time on The Young and the Restless.  With a gig like that, she’s poised to become the most-successful winner in the history of the ANTM franchise.  Sure, she might not be modeling, but did anyone expect a girl her height to be booking a lot of runway work?  Not me!

Maybe Fo should move to Genoa City, too.  Jabot Cosmetics needs a new fresh face.


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April 30, 2009 at 2:09 pm

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  1. It’s true. I would buy whatever red powder is all over her face. I suspect it may be ketchup chip seasoning, but whatever. I want it!

    Jennifer Campbell

    April 30, 2009 at 3:19 pm

  2. Fo has such a fantastic look. She was shorter than the other girls, it’s just something she had going against her. But such a strong image! LOVE IT.

    Sarah & Tim

    May 31, 2009 at 6:18 am

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