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Conspiracy Theory

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I’ll be the first person to admit that the world inside my head can be far more interesting than the real world.  However, I’m not really a conspiracy nut  — at least I don’t believe I am.

Nevertheless, I’m convinced that pop superstar Lady Gaga and Canadian disco queen Patsy Gallant are the same person.  Just imagine Gaga behind the piano in Gareth Pugh instead of the Pocahontas number Patsy is wearing and you’ll know exactly what I mean.  And if you don’t see it, just picture those carpeted risers on fire.  Still don’t see it?  Then you must be blind.  Lay off the paint remover, drunky!

Anyway, even their names are similar.  Could Gaga be a wordplay on the name Gallant?  Could it mean Gallant v2.0?  Was Patsy Gallant an intergalactic robot sent from the future to infiltrate our species and study our planet, and is Lady Gaga that robot’s successor sent to earn our trust and admiration before her reptilian alien overlords beam down to earth in their attempt to enslave and possibly feast upon humanity?

Or maybe they just look alike.  What do you think?


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December 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm

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  1. […] Is Lady Gaga the, um, “intergalactic robot” successor to Canadian disco singer Patsy Gallant? Do they just look alike? We may never know for sure…. [Auntie Fashion] […]

  2. Personally, I think your theory is just plain ridiculous. You don’t have any specific proof to provide and to prove that Lady Gaga and Patsy Gallant are the same person.


    December 20, 2010 at 7:32 pm

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