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Marjie Withajay’s Lucky Break

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Ricky Martin

Stop the presses!  Ricky Martin is gay!

Although this news won’t come as a surprise to most of us, it will be truly devastating to Tatie-Pie Susko, the evil sister of Moose Jaw Fashion Week muse Marjie Withajay.  Although Tatie-Pie is married to west-coast donut magnate Rojando, she’s spent the last decade or so pining over the pop star and dreaming of the day when Martin would rescue her from her drab, humdrum life.  Meanwhile, Marjie’s been peeling potatoes and washing the skid marks out of Rojando’s underpants, waiting for a moment when Tatie-Pie would became distracted, eager to escape from the shackles of her cruel oppressor.

That moment has arrived.  Run Marjie — run like the wind!  Moose Jaw is calling you, and this may be your only chance to get away.  Run!

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March 30, 2010 at 3:49 pm

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  1. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!!! (Looking for a summer rental in Moose Jaw as we speak!!!! – Is a month too long?)

    Marjie Withajay

    April 13, 2010 at 11:01 pm

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