Archive for December 2010
Suggestion #17: If shopping is no longer a pleasure for you, stay ****ing home.
I never knew what to think about Elaine Irwin. At about the same time as models like Tatjana Patitz and Estelle Lefebure were getting almost all the work, along came this beautiful American girl who looked like a hybrid version of the two of them. She walked a couple of runways, and although I don’t remember seeing her on one, she was getting the prized covers without putting in a fraction of the effort. Next thing I know she was getting married to John Mellencamp, and soon afterward she would disappear from the modeling world altogether, leaving me wondering what happened to her. Of course, I recognized her right away when she reappeared as a model for Almay several years later, just as gorgeous as ever.
Irwin is in the news again, but not because of her modeling. Yesterday she announced that her marriage with Mellencamp is over. According to the media, she’s planning on staying in Indiana to raise her two boys. I get the idea that Elaine Irwin was never really a supermodel because she didn’t want to be a supermodel. If her heart wasn’t in it, who could blame her? Nevertheless, the body of work that she amassed in a very short time is amazing. But when you have a face like Elaine Irwin, what else could you expect?
Happy birthday, Bebe Neuwirth. Singer, dancer, actress, Capricorn — who said a girl can’t have it all?
In no particular order:
The Much-Hailed Astrology Shoot in “British Vogue“: A lovely layout that had NOTHING to do with astrology. Click on the Cosmically Chic link to the right if you really want to read about fashion astrology.
Giles Deacon for Ungaro: There was nothing wrong with Deacon’s work, however, it didn’t do enough to reclaim the history of the house. It wasn’t a failure, but rather an uncharacteristic misstep from a man whose work I usually worship.
“Vogue Italia” Meets “America’s Next Top Model“: Fashion’s most-overrated magazine was supposed to “elevate” ANTM. Instead we got more of the same (not that I’m complaining about the show), just repackaged in a format that made Franca Sozzani appear more important than any other fashion magazine editor in the entire world. She’s not, and the appearance of her low-rent office on the program should have made that abundantly clear.
Baptiste Giabiconi’s Music Video: Photogenic, yes. Telegenic, no.
The Plus-Sized Model Controversy: Beautiful women who know how to model are a rarity. We need to learn how to accept them on their own terms because looking at them is one of life’s greatest pleasures.
Prada: I’m with Joan Rivers on this one, except that I believe Miuccia hates everyone, not just Americans.
Lanvin Mania: Shut up, already, about how wonderful Lanvin is all of a sudden. It’s been wonderful for years.
Raf Simons: Zzzzzzzzzzz . . .
The Preferred Advertiser List Scandal at “Harper’s Bazaar“: Yeah, we all knew it was happening, but you could have been more discreet, Glenda.
The Inane Backstage Banter at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: C’mon! No one was watching the show to hear stage directions.
In no particular order:
The Return of Tom Ford to Womenswear: Yeah, we’re all excited about it. Who can blame us?
Vogue.com: After being employed by CondéNast’s online division, I had my doubts that the divorce between “Vogue” and style.com would result in something positive. It did. Color me surprised!
Sarah Mower: You’re the one voice in fashion that I never grow weary of reading.
Jennifer Campbell: “FASHION” magazine’s delightful online editor has always understood what makes a website interesting and navigable. “Flare” will be lucky to have her in 2011.
Tomas Maier: If you’re going to helm a luxury brand, then you need to understand the meaning of exclusivity. Maier is my kind of snob.
Jane Randall and Esther Petrak: “America’s Next Top Model” has never had sexier contestants.
Pants: I like pants, especially pants with a waistband that sits somewhere near the waist.
Versace’s S/S 2011 Collection: It’s always nice to have something to look forward to.
Constance Jablonski: Right out of the gate, I knew she was the next big one. Estee Lauder agreed.
Timberland: Mainstream vegan shoes? Yes, I am intrigued, but mostly because I know I’ll be able to get them instead of just reading about them.
Suggestion #16: Be nice to the sales staff.
You may believe that the lowly sales associates in most retail stores are too stupid to remember you from one day to the next, but they aren’t. So when they make a beeline around you to get to a regular customer who treats them with respect, don’t forget that it’s because you’re an asshole who no one wants to help. That’s what you get for being mean, rude, obnoxious, etc.