Life is worth living again . . .
Your old Auntie has been having a rough time lately. According to my spiritual advisor, the planets have been ganging up me in the dreaded sign of Aries. I was starting to lose my characteristic joie de vivre, feeling as if the only thing I had to look forward to was my next wine-fueled sex dream starring Mike Rosenthal.
But that all changed this morning when I read that “America’s Next Top Model” next season will be an all-star cycle. It’s like I’ve died and gone to heaven!
The only thing that could make me happier was to discover that my beloved Furonda was going to be joining the cast. Please, Tyra, I’m begging — make my dreams come true! And while I’m begging, maybe Mike Rosenthal could drop me a line, too . . .