Meet the ANTM All-Stars

Shannon

Current Age: 26

Cycle/Position: Cycle 1/Runner-Up

Claim to Fame: Chosen by God to place second to a former drug addict/future centerfold model.

Pros: Commercial/catalogue appeal; a lean, wiry body suited to both runway and editorial work; a Karolina Kurkova ear-to-ear grin.

Cons: An unwillingness to pose nude; old as dirt; will look terrible in HD.

Fantasy Edit: Shannon undergoes a sexual awakening during a semi-nude photo shoot with fellow contestant Kayla.

Likely Edit: Shannon quits the competition after being asked to bunk with transgendered Isis.

Odds of Winning: 1/1,000,000.