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Laura

Current Age: 21 (uncomfirmed).

Cycle/Position: Cycle 13/Runner-up.

Claim to Fame: Attended panel in outfits handsewn by her grandma, Wanda Sue.

Pros: Still young and fresh-looking; as likeable as any contestant ever to compete on the show; terrific skin; a face for beauty campaigns; placed second to the girl many fans claim was the best winner ever.

Cons: Too short; a protruding bottom lip that can resemble a platypus bill in photos; an often unintelligible accent; a lamb in the lion’s den.

Fantasy Edit: Laura returns to show measuring 5’11”, explaining that she had only estimated her height during her original cycle because — in her own words — “We don’t know how to do nothin’ right in Kentucky!”

Likely Edit: Laura makes it far into the competition based upon her portfolio, but is literally overshadowed by the taller contestants.

Odds of Winning: 1/20.

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May 17, 2011 at 3:05 pm

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