Archive for June 2011
Happy birthday, Cheryl Cole. It’s too bad that you’re not going to be a TV star in North America any time soon. With your Limey accent, your Texas-sized hair and your Boca Raton sense of style, I was getting ready to love you!
Happy birthday, Amanda Donohoe. You know, there aren’t enough movies about snake vampires nowadays. And swamp things — whatever happened to the swamp things?