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Breaking News: Moose Jaw Fashion Week Postponed

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Fat Boy

The most prestigious new event on the global fashion calendar has been postponed.

Scheduled to debut the week after Paris Fashion Week from October 15-22, Moose Jaw Fashion Week has been delayed for “various reasons” according to event organizer Prunella Crudsworth.

“First of all, the economy is terrible.  Saskatchewan may be rolling in the dough, but it’s going to be a while before the rest of the world can afford to visit Canada’s Glamour Capital again.  And there’s also this overweight cat named Fat Boy living at the Moose Jaw Humane Society who is hogging all the headlines,” Crudsworth tells Auntie Fashion.  “How can anyone compete with press like that?”

“What’s worse,” adds Crudsworth, “is that I’m headed to Las Vegas on October 22 with the muse of MJFW, Marjie Withajay, and her evil sister, Tatie-Pie Susko.”

Promising to reschedule the event in 2013, Crudsworth remains optimistic about the future of MJFW and her new recession-proof business plan.  “I’ve taken all the money I’ve collected from investors so far and I’m going to double it on the slot machines.  Your old Auntie is feeling lucky!”

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August 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm

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