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Your dear, old Auntie is going on vacation today!  I’ve signed up for a week-long intensive seminar at the “Tyra Banks International Academy of Booty Tooching.”  Actually, there isn’t such a thing, but if there was I’d probably send along my friend Rusty rather than go myself.  He really needs the help.  Anyway, I was booty tooching when Tyra’s booty was still in diapers.  What’s she going to take credit for next?  I suppose she’ll invent blogging any day now.

On that topic, I won’t be blogging again until the end of the week.  Please try to find something productive to do with your time while I’m gone, like attending an “Occupy Wall Street” rally where you can hand out free deodorant to the protestors.  Keep on giving, just like your old Auntie . . .

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October 22, 2011 at 3:50 pm

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