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Archive for November 2012

Happy Birthday, Mark Ruffalo

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Mark Ruffalo

Happy birthday, Mark Ruffalo.  I just read that you’re part-Canadian and part-Wisconsinite.  So now I know what would happen if I bore my friend Rusty’s children . . .

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November 22, 2012 at 2:23 pm

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Expand Your Fashion Vocabulary #67

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Bottega Veneta

Intrecciato: A leather-weaving technique that has become synonymous with Italian luxury-goods brand Bottega Veneta.

According to purseblog.com, the “technique was created by Bottega Veneta in the late 1960′s.  Historically, the Veneto region specialized in producing ready-to-wear, not accessories.  When Bottega Veneta began manufacturing, the sewing machines in the workshops were designed to work with cloth not leather.  The artisans had to use super fine leather to get under the needle.  The leather they used was then woven into the intrecciato pattern to make the material stronger and more durable for accessories.”

PurseBlog also reports that the label has recently added two new lines named after the intrecciato technique: “The Intrecciolusion line features items made of twill that have gone through an artisnal process by the printing method to deliver a signature intrecciato pattern.  As for the Intrecciomirage, these bags are made of a thinner Nappa leather and shows an engraved intrecciato finish.”

Bags made by any of the three processes would make ideal gifts for your dear, old Auntie in the upcoming holiday season.

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November 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Happy Birthday, Carly Rae Jepsen

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Carly Rae Jepsen

Happy birthday, Carly Rae Jepsen.  “Here’s my armpit, call me maybe” . . .

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November 21, 2012 at 4:11 pm

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Happy Birthday, Joe Biden

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Joe Biden

Happy birthday, Joe Biden.  I found this photo on your Facebook page.  I can see one hand, but where’s the other one?  On second thought, I don’t want to know . . .

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November 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm

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Happy Birthday, Meg Ryan

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Meg Ryan

Happy birthday, Meg Ryan.  I read that your name is an anagram for “Germany.”  I thought I’d try an online anagram generator to see if there were anagrams for my name and I came up with “Hot if in nausea.”  Nice.

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November 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm

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Happy Birthday, Christian Siriano

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Christian Siriano

Happy birthday, Christian Siriano.  It’s nice that you’re designing eveningwear for stingrays, but nudibranchs are where it’s at . . .

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November 18, 2012 at 4:14 pm

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Jeff Colby’s Daughter is America’s Next Top Model

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Laura

Well, another season of “America’s Next Top Model” has come and gone, and once again I’m left scratching my head.  Last season it was because the girl I liked actually won the title, so I probably shouldn’t complain.  Probably . . .

Anyway, Laura James, the daughter of John James, beat out Leila and Kiara on last night’s finale episode.  John James played Jeff Colby on “Dynasty” and “The Colbys” throughout the 80s.  In fact, Jeff Colby and Fallon Carrington had a daughter named “Lauren” not long before the show wrapped up.  Although Laura claims that her mother is an former beauty queen from Australia, a little voice inside my head tells me that Laura really is Lauren Carrington and that her grandmother is Alexis Carrington.  Honestly, if that’s the only thing that’s going to make me like her, just let me believe it.

In other news, the judges scores were as arbitrary and illogical as ever.  Third-place winner Leila was told that she had the best campaign photo for Nine West and the best layout for “Nylon,” in addition to being a fan favorite since the show began, but her “high fashion” look wasn’t appropriate for a cycle that was obviously about choosing a “flawsome” girl with a curvy, Kate Upton-type body and a commercial look.  Thankfully, Tyra explained her strategy for picking a winner in the last two minutes of the show, otherwise I would have still been wondering the point of this cycle since she didn’t mention it during the previous eleven episodes.

Kiara came in second place even though this season was supposedly about the social media fans — and the social media fans hated her all along!  I actually liked her thirty-something look and I believe that she’s very telegenic.  I hope that she pursues acting or some other career where she can utilize her many talents, none of which is modeling.

And Laura won despite a sort of watered-down bitch edit.  She probably could have gotten the full-on bitch edit if it wasn’t for Kristin and Kelly Cutrone; how many bitches does one show need?  Nevertheless, I sort of enjoyed what Kristin brought to the show because if you’re going to be horrible, you can at least be pretty while you’re doing it — like Alexis Carrington!  Kelly Cutrone, on the other hand, is a full-on ogre, like Donald Trump.  Yet for some reason I can stomach his schtick and I can’t stand hers.  I guess that underneath his larger-than-life persona there is a shred of self-deprecation that makes me believe that he’s in on the joke.  Cutrone has none of that.  She’s not even the joke itself.  There’s nothing there to like.

All in all, there wasn’t that much to like about this “College Edition,” either.  It was a weak season with a flawed scoring system (“I hate this photo . . . I’ll give it an 8.”  “I love this photo . . . I’ll give it an 8.”)  The objective to embrace a more commercial look was never clear and no one did anything to mentor the models.  With “The Face” about to provide some competition to ANTM, and other “classic” reality shows actually providing some genuine entertainment because of good casting (both “Survivor” and “The Amazing Race” are wonderful this season), Tyra Banks had better do something more creative than just adding male models to the mix.  She ought to make her audience believe that her appointed winner stands a chance at a career as a professional model.  I usually don’t complain about the lack of actual modeling on this particular reality show, but this season it reached a new low.  Perhaps it wasn’t as low as Angelea vs. Lisa in the final two, but no one can prove that that really happened, right?

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November 17, 2012 at 5:37 pm

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Happy Birthday, Leslie Bibb

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Leslie Bibb

Happy birthday, Leslie Bibb.  This photo makes no sense!  Why aren’t you washing that car and wearing rollerskates?

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November 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm

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Vogue Gets It Wrong

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Vogue

I just stumbled across an article on Vogue Daily called “The Return of Culottes And How to Wear Them.”  Unfortunately, the photo that accompanied the article features a model scampering along a mountain crest while wearing culottes.  C’mon!  Everyone knows that the appropriate garment for that activity is lederhosen.

There are some lines that you should never cross . . .

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November 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Happy Birthday, Missi Pyle

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Uggie & Missi Pyle

Happy birthday, Missi Pyle.  I’ve read that you’re an activist for same-sex marriage, but how do you feel about inter-species marriage?  My friend Rusty has met something . . .

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November 16, 2012 at 2:14 pm

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