The Cut will hire anyone . . .
“The Cut” introduced its new horoscope column today penned by David Scoroposki. Scoroposki is also a fashion editor at “Town & Country” magazine and if I remember correctly, I used to read his name on the “Vogue” masthead. Wow — an astrologer who also works in fashion! Who would have thought?
Anyway, he seems like a nice enough guy, but his horoscopes aren’t really meaty enough — even for a vegetarian, like me. I sort of wish that the blog would have consulted my astrologer and spiritual advisor, Greg Polkosnik. Greg is not only a fashion and astrology writer, but after a lifetime of working out he claims to be “the astrologer who can beat up all the other astrologers.” I’m sure that I’m not alone when I say that one day his very unique skill set will come in handy.
For now, though, he’ll have to be content with his fate as Scoroposki broods for the camera, nearly collapsing from the weight of that heavy book he’s holding. So unpretentious . . .