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Kesha

Ke$ha

In this day and age of statement jewelry and over-the-top accessories, what could be more elegant than a simple gold tooth?  That’s right — nothing!

I might not be the sort of person who would ask to have the dates of my impending jail sentence changed in order to attend a Ke$ha concert, but I have to say that I’m a fan of the performer’s prominent gold canine. Unlike a grill (which is the temporary tattoo of dental work), a permanent gold tooth broadcasts class and sophistication to the rest of the world.  What could be more fashionable than an accessory that you can take to your grave?  What could be more fashionable than an accessory that will encourage grave robbers to desecrate your corpse?

I can’t believe that gold teeth ever went out of style.  They were in, weren’t they?

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November 24, 2013 at 3:31 pm

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