Zob help me!
Being incomprehensibly gorgeous has always been my cross to bear, so I should be used to it by now. Still, every once in a while the universe throws me a curve ball. Take today, for instance. Venus is conjunct my natal sun, nearly stuck in the sky as it completes its retrograde phase. And this is what that means according to my horoscope on astro.com: “Your relationships with men are likely to be better than those with women today, but both will be good. In either case, you will find that your own attractiveness is inexplicably enhanced by this influence.”
My incomprehensible gorgeousness is going to be inexplicably enhanced? Zob help me! Zob help us all!