More Unfair Judgments About the Big Brother Canada Cast: Part Nine
Kyle’s bio is probably the funniest and most-candid of any of the contestant profiles on the slice.ca site. It’s self-deprecating and honest, yet it does contain one major flaw: this guy is far more intelligent than he pretends to be. Stupid people rarely have the ability to laugh at themselves. Kyle does make fun of the less-than-ideal circumstances of his personal life, and that takes some wit. He even uses a couple of words and pop-culture references that imply he’s far more clever than the average contestant on this show. If the other players realize that his meat head act is disingenuous, he’ll be the first one out the door. It’s a bad strategy. He’d better swing for the fences instead of acting as if he should be swinging from the trees.
Pros: Witty; strong.
Cons: The sort of physique that would suffer on slop; a big, fat liar about his intellectual capabilities.
First Impression Grade: B+.