But what about the porcupines?

Porcupine

In the past, I’ve used this blog as a platform to draw attention to those causes that are near and dear to my heart, from The Prunella Crudsworth Foundation for Knocked-Up Teenage Sluts to POUCH (Parents of Ugly Children).  But right now I’d like the readers of my blog to put down their wallets because I’m not about to ask you for money.  Instead, I want to know your opinion.  I know, right?

I’m about to embark on a campaign to have my spirit animal, the humble porcupine, recognized in a manner that would honor it as its fellow rodent the groundhog has been honored today and every other February 2 since the middle of the nineteenth century.  I need to pick a date, however, that doesn’t conflict with any other major events that I give a rat’s ass about.  So please let me know what you think by participating in the following poll: