Archive for November 2012
Happy Birthday, Game
Happy birthday, Game. I think I liked you better before you told Tyra Banks that her forehead isn’t that big.
Zaldy Deserves an Emmy
I don’t suppose that there’s an Emmy Award for “Best Gowns,” but there should be some way to recognize the genius of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” dress designer Zaldy Goco. I pinched this photo from Manila Luzon’s Facebook page. I believe that it’s a dress were going to see in Season Five of the show. Like every other dress Zaldy designs for RuPaul, it’s — as they say on the show — sickening!
Zaldy is the Bob Mackie of our generation. He is creating an archive of work that should be preserved and put in a museum someday. Sometimes fashion critics complain that certain designers create clothes that verge on “costume.” I often agree with them, but in this instance I don’t care. I just hope that the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences doesn’t forget about him. He deserves to be a household name. A shiny gold statue for his own household would be nice, too.
Happy Birthday, Sharon Needles
Happy birthday, Sharon Needles. Oh, crap — I forgot to buy you a gift! I’d better go back to Party City . . .
Happy Birthday, Robin Givens
Happy birthday, Robin Givens. I was thinking of using the same name for my autobiography, but then I decided upon “Gorgeous Like Me.” I’m humble that way . . .
Happy Birthday, Rita Ora
Happy birthday, Rita Ora. R.I.P. to the girl you used to be, her days are over, baby she’s older . . .
Happy Birthday, Amy Grant
Happy birthday, Amy Grant. Thanks for reminding me that despite my varied accomplishments, I still haven’t recorded a gospel album. Soon . . .
Happy Birthday, Sarah Hyland
Happy birthday, Sarah Hyland. I remember my first “Seventeen” cover like it was yesterday. The year was 1945 . . .
Happy Birthday, Chris Hardwick
Happy birthday, Chris Hardwick. Do you ever wonder what it would be like to become a regular on “Chelsea Lately” so that you could systematically sleep your way through the entire cast? Just wondering . . .