Thanks for the Mammaries
After six glorious years, your dear, old Auntie Fashion will be relocating to this web address. Visit soon and visit often!
Happy Birthday, James Franco
Happy birthday, James Franco. You were okay in “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” but without Motaba monkeys run amok, how good could a movie like that really be?
Happy Birthday, Conan O’Brien
Happy birthday, Conan O’Brien. Why does this photo seem so familiar to me? You’re usually dressed like Al Pacino in “Crusing” in my recurring dream . . .
Happy Birthday, Constance Jablonski
Happy birthday, Constance Jablonski. I just read your bio and was reminded once again that you’re French. With a last name like “Jablonski,” how could I forget?
Happy Birthday, Martin Lawrence
Happy birthday, Martin Lawrence. They say a picture is worth a thousand pounds . . . I mean words . . . a thousand words . . .
Happy Birthday, Emma Thompson
Emma Thompson & Lupita Nyong’o
Happy birthday, Emma Thompson. I sometimes wonder if I’d spend less time bashing Aries natives if more of them were like you. Probably . . .
Happy Birthday, Georgina Chapman
Happy birthday, Georgina Chapman. From what I’ve read, I understand that you’ve led a rather charmed life. I guess it’s only fair because there is that Aries thing hanging around your neck like an albatross . . .
Happy Birthday, Kelli Giddish
Happy birthday, Kelli Giddish. I enjoy seeing you on “Law and Order: SVU” and I’m looking forward to your upcoming love scenes with Ice-T . . .
Happy Birthday, J. Alexander
Happy birthday, Miss J. Alexander. I was going to buy your self-help book for my friend Rusty, but he already claims that he has nothing left to learn since he read “Modelland” . . .
Happy Birthday, Louise Lasser
Happy birthday, Louise Lasser. A grueling schedule? A drug bust? I just want to know how you survived that hairstyle . . .
Auntie Fashion 
