Happy birthday, Emma Thompson. I sometimes wonder if I’d spend less time bashing Aries natives if more of them were like you. Probably . . .
Happy birthday, Georgina Chapman. From what I’ve read, I understand that you’ve led a rather charmed life. I guess it’s only fair because there is that Aries thing hanging around your neck like an albatross . . .
Happy birthday, Kelli Giddish. I enjoy seeing you on “Law and Order: SVU” and I’m looking forward to your upcoming love scenes with Ice-T . . .
Happy birthday, Miss J. Alexander. I was going to buy your self-help book for my friend Rusty, but he already claims that he has nothing left to learn since he read “Modelland” . . .
Happy birthday, Louise Lasser. A grueling schedule? A drug bust? I just want to know how you survived that hairstyle . . .